Matt's thoughts on golf

"I like golf because it hasn't been corrupted by anything.  It doesn't have any hoochies or rowdy crap going on--it's just the way it's always been.  It's boring and it's dry and you know what you're gonna get--golf, that's it.  They play classical music during the breaks.  Even the commercials are boring--they show Rolex and old men.  It's one of the few things left on TV that hasn't been screwed up. They don't even show women besides the girlfriends of the players.  It's just so respectable and decent."